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my yoohoo is all gone now.... *sniff*

her

Bored =] Adjusting my voice on Ventrilo so I won't sound like God or something. haha



Dude... god has ovaries thats awesome. me



God is sexy too.

*shakes her groove thing*



ha!



I'm going to hell..=



hmm is it wrong, sinful, and blasphemy to masturbate in the bathroom to thoughts of gods groove thing shaking?





Ever wonder why the first confession took place? ;p

tonight, I got a reese's pieces stuck up my nose. I learned a valuable lesson, don't stick candy up my nose. I'd have thought the ginger candy incident of 96' would have taught me this lesson already.



Its okay though Jess was there to see it via the miraculous craptastic webcam.



night folks

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pandorasbx65
04:18 Aug 25 2008

ROFL!

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birra
13:59 Aug 25 2008

Did you manage to get it out?



Maybe that would be a fun experiment... stick an M&M up your nose and see if it melts...



...then you can update their old slogan...

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Morrigon
14:48 Aug 25 2008

I missed the Olympics.. Ok





I missed the Miss America pageant.. fine





But missing THIS!??! AAAAH *cries*

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You're up at the witching hour with the Pinja, only on L-U-B-E, Lube all the time ;)

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Morrigon
04:40 Aug 23 2008

SEXAY!

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ThePinja
01:05 Aug 24 2008

More like 40 year old creepy guy lol.

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Wow, random bulletin becomes a funny little tid bit.



We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:



:) means a smile and



:( is a frown.





Sometimes these are represented by



:-)



:-(



Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'

Here goes:





(_!_) a regular ass





(__!__) a fat ass





(!) a tight ass





(_*_) a sore ass





{_!_} a swishy ass





(_o_) an ass that's been around





(_x_) kiss my ass





(_X_) leave my ass alone





(_zzz_) a tired ass





(_E=mc2_) a smart ass





(_$_) Money coming out of his ass





(_?_) Dumb Ass



You have just been e-mooned!

ATTENTION FOOLISH YOUNG WOMEN



I got a girl pregnant once, now I have a son, and I love him and I'd do anything for him. But i'm capable of taking care of him, his mom is too. You shouldn't be fucking anyone if you can't even take care of yourself. remember that.



Stop fucking cause most of you are horrible people, don't bring more horrible people into the world.

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Morrigon
02:49 Aug 17 2008

This should also be applied to the foolish young men...



Ahh hormones...

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deathnitegrl
11:02 Aug 17 2008

That's why I chose abstenance, it sounds extream but I prefer it this way then be sorry later. After all I found yaoi anime as a good substitance for sex :)

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birra
14:01 Aug 25 2008

People can never follow that advice by their own free will... hence we need manditory sterilization...

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Thats right, we are bringing it back.



Your mom reads this journal entry, after she does that thing I like.

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Morrigon
01:12 Aug 10 2008

Oh no you di'nt!

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ThePinja
01:20 Aug 10 2008

Your mom did.



*scores one for the Pinja*

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